South Park Woke Is Dead Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a Straw Lid
South Park Woke Is Dead Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a Straw Lid
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Product Details
Stay hydrated with a dose of South Park humor. The South Park Woke Is Dead Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a Straw Lid is the perfect way to bring the show's unapologetic attitude everywhere you go. Featuring the bold "Woke Is Dead" design inspired by the series' iconic satire, this durable water bottle makes a statement whether you're at the gym, office, school, or on the go.
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92" (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54" (9 cm)
- Glossy finish
- Rotating handle
- Comes with an anti-slip patch
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
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- Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
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Product Details
Stay hydrated with a dose of South Park humor. The South Park Woke Is Dead Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a Straw Lid is the perfect way to bring the show's unapologetic attitude everywhere you go. Featuring the bold "Woke Is Dead" design inspired by the series' iconic satire, this durable water bottle makes a statement whether you're at the gym, office, school, or on the go.
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92" (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54" (9 cm)
- Glossy finish
- Rotating handle
- Comes with an anti-slip patch
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Product Details
Stay hydrated with a dose of South Park humor. The South Park Woke Is Dead Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a Straw Lid is the perfect way to bring the show's unapologetic attitude everywhere you go. Featuring the bold "Woke Is Dead" design inspired by the series' iconic satire, this durable water bottle makes a statement whether you're at the gym, office, school, or on the go.
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92" (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54" (9 cm)
- Glossy finish
- Rotating handle
- Comes with an anti-slip patch
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.




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